I really am a horribly boring person.
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so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
thank you, that hurt.
Sidney Crosby: Our captain, his jaw broke, but he's actually more attractive now, MVP.
Evgeni Malkin: Still learning English, his parents love Pittsburgh, he is score.
James Neal: Was a star before he actually became a star, has a pretty smile, and a knack for goals.
Kris Letang: Fabulous hair, better than PK.
Marc Andre Fleury: Just had a baby, most winning Penguin goaltender, called a plant.
Brooks Orpik: The Chuck Norris of the NHL, he is like Jesus, but more muscular.
Chris Kunitz: The better half of Sidney Crosby, well when he's not playing with Malkin.
Matt Cooke: Called the Cookie Monster, generally happy soul, has random bursts of goals.
Brandon Sutter: Part of collection of Sutters, eventually somebody will want to collect them all, mh, Carolina.
Tyler Kennedy: Finally was scratched, said to be Bylsma's favorite player, licks sticks, sorry but not sorry.
Brenden Morrow: Was a star while a star, also was a captain, traded it all away for a chance at the Cup.
Pascal Dupuis: Potash's secret lover, faster than the road runner, has about 10000 children.
Jarome Iginla : Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla, that is all you need to know
Tomas Vokoun: He used to be a Capital, yet we love him now, pretty good for being old.
Deryk Engelland: YOU TOUCH ME, YOU DIE.
Douglas Murray: YOU TOUCH ANYONE IN A PENS JERSEY, YOUR WHOLE TEAM DIES.
Jussi Jokinen: Scores like the goalie is a mouse and the puck is a beach ball, doesn't miss Carolina.
Beau Bennett: Comparable to Lemieux apprently, from Cali, probably surfs during the offseason.
Craig Adams: Went to Harvard, doesn't need the hockey life for money, chooses it.
Tanner Glass: Likes to fight, was a Jet, has a trendy first name and a last name to match where you are going if you touch him.
Joe Vitale: Called JOEY V, like he's from Jersey Shore, was born in St. Louis, not like Martin St. Louis.
Mark Eaton: Said is plan all along was to come back to Pittsburgh, we are happy he is home.
Matt Niskanen: Was like an extra part of the Neal-Goose trade, turned out to be frisky, not risky.
Paul Martin: Used to be decent now amazing, an important peice of our "D".
Robert Bortuzzo: I don't know him much, he was born in the same city as the Staals, STAAL, JORDAN....
Eric Hartzell: At first I thought they said Hartnell, I was concerned.
